One of things is not like the other….
auto-reblog.You can tie my hands behind my back
and lick your initials in my neck…..foreplay does nothing for me, but commitment makes me wet.
I already know you’re having an affair with words….but boo…i’m married to it….my vocabulary leaves most men wary…I need to know….can you get into it?Would you let me lick you with alliteration and tie you up with similies?
give you pain and pleasure with solliquies until you beg me for release….
I think we can have the ebonic plague solution…lace me with your lexiconic seed and in 9 months we can start to raise the revolution
Because of happyharry’s post I’ve decided to sacrifice my one audio post today to upload this divine auditory masterpiece.
Jenna Maroney — Muffin Top
Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin… is the top
Actually no, fuck that. This isn’t a sacrifice. I will listen to this song until my eardrums rupture.
via nicholasscimeca:
The Paint-Less Coca Cola can. Beautiful.
The’ naked can’ helps to reduce air and water pollution occurred in its coloring process. It also reduces energy and effort to separate toxic color paint from aluminum in recycling process. Huge amount of energy and paint required to manufacture colored cans will be saved. Instead of toxic paint, manufacturers process aluminum with a pressing machine that indicates brand identity on surface.Love the idea.
Join cuz it’s fun! Just trust me on this.
‹ Alicia Keys’ new single “Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart”, off her new album “The Element of Freedom”, out December 15th, J Records ›
New Alicia Keys song. Sounds pretty cool.
I’m sorry I don’t get lost
Microsoft tries. You get a C for effort, an A for awkward.